The official page of the world number one*

The best
CS2 player
in the world.*

*on a Steam Deck. 7 inches, 40 FPS, trackpad aim — others call it a disadvantage, I call it handicap mode for my opponents.

See the proof ↓ Straight to contact →
100% real*
Jumpy.ggPlayer card · Edition 1/1
StatusOffline — battery 3 %
DeviceSteam Deck
AimTrackpad + prayers
RoleEntry (into death)
SensYes.
Rank#1 — self-appointed
Friend code ACNFE-6MYN

The proof.

(the numbers are real, unfortunately)
01 K/D ratio Trend: brave. ouch.
02 FPS (constant) Butter smooth. For me.
03 Hours played Pure dedication
1 Statistics are mean and don't understand my playstyle. 2 Consistently low still counts as consistent. 3 About 2,100 of those on the loading screen.

Recent matches.

(the excuses are airtight)
MapResultK–DOfficial excuse
Mirage4 : 133–19Battery was at 9%. Doesn't count.
Dust 213 : 118–12Hard carried. By whom is irrelevant.
Inferno7 : 136–17Mom was vacuuming. Wi-Fi was dead.
Nuke2 : 131–16New map, never seen it. in the game since 2016
Ancient13 : 911–10Finally clicking. Pure talent.
Office0 : 130–14Warmup round. didn't count!!

The trophy cabinet.

(doesn't gather dust, promise)
🏆

Living Room Major 2024 — 1st Place

Historic dominance with a grand total of one participant. The final went through three potato chip breaks.

the important one!
🥈

Silver I in Competitive

Hard earned. Defended harder.

Blood & sweat
🎖️

MVP vs. Bots

Difficulty: easy. Pressure: immeasurable.

⚡

Speedrun Record

Fastest death in server history: 3.2 seconds after round start.

World record
🧯

Minister of Clutch

Won a 1v1. Opponent was AFK — but that's not on record.

The setup.

Others need 240 Hz and three monitors. I need: a power outlet within reach.

Device Steam Deck The entire setup. Uncompromisingly compact. Pro Gear ✓
Mouse Right trackpad™ Flicks from the wrist. Literally. Pro Gear ✓
Keyboard On-screen keyboard RGB? No. RGB at heart. Pro Gear ✓
Monitor 7 inch · 800p · 60 Hz I only use 40 of them anyway. plenty Pro Gear ✓
Headset Built-in speakers Enemy detection: pure intuition. Pro Gear ✓
Gaming chair Couch, model "Grandma" Cushion from 1994. best investment ever! Pro Gear ✓
Internet Wi-Fi, 1 bar Kitchen meta. Ping is a mindset. High End

Skill analysis.

(self-measured, very scientific)
Aim23 %
Movement41 %On the couch: 90%.
Game Sense35 %
Grenades12 %One of them landed on myself.
Finding excuses110 %Over the limit. new record!

The clips.

(all 100% real)

What the press people say.

"He's actually good … by Steam Deck standards."

— random from deathmatch, 2025

"It was the Wi-Fi. Definitely. Every time."

— me, after every match

"Can you quickly take out the trash?"

— Mom, mid-clutch

The road to the top.

(top = self-defined)
2023

Unboxed the Steam Deck, installed CS2. First match: 0–16. I call it a warmup phase.

2023

First kill. Screenshot exists. Proof upon request.

2024

Won the Living Room Major. Undefeated through the entire tournament (1 participant).

2025

360° no-scope goes viral. 231 views. Thanks to all 231 of you.

2025

Reached Silver I. Family informed. Reaction: "nice."

2026

Still #1.* *source: me

Questions frequently never asked.

Why a Steam Deck, of all things?

Because a PC would be too easy. Legends need obstacles — and the outlet in the living room was free.

Are you really number 1?

On my list: yes. The list is short, but official.Self-certified, stamp included.

Do you offer coaching?

Yes. Lesson 1: never admit it was your fault. There is no lesson 2 — lesson 1 covers everything.

What sens do you play?

Yes.

Can I play against you?

Sure. Aim map, trackpad mandatory for both, loser takes out the trash. Mom will be delighted.

Just message me.

For 1v1s (aim map only, trackpad only), meme exchange or power bank sponsorships. There is no manager — you talk directly to the legend.

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FPS: 40
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